A quarter horse and a paint are out in a pasture just talking about the day and up walks a couple new mares to introduce themselves. The old gelding replies.

Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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Two english ladies were talking at there afternoon tea party and they had just got done with their morning ride. They were talking about how well trained their horses were. The one english asked the other. How have your horses been behaving lately..

Oh, said the second english lady with the utmost respect. Every time we come to a fence He always lets me go over first.

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A man has a racehorse who never won a single race. So the man walks over to the horse with a disgusted look on his face and says,

"Horse, you win today or you will pull a milk wagon starting tomorrow morning." The man thought to himself that ought to put some motivation back in him.

The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, and the horses are running like they never have before. Neck and Neck, The crowd stands to its feet, what a race.

They move the starting gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.

He kicks the horse to wake it up and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."