A blonde gal who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle hores, this is my first ride?"

"Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of saddle do you want, English or
Western?"

"What's the difference?" asked the lady.

"The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy.

"The blonde said to the cowboy with a funny look on her face, If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to go for a ride."