Ok, this is a good one

Heaven is getting too full so they decided to only let the people with the worst deaths in. There were three dead people waiting to be interviewed. The first one went up to the interviewer:
"How did you die?"
"Ok, so I was sunbaking on my balcony like i do every afternoon, when suddenly the balcony collapsed underneath me. Luckily, I managed to grab onto the balcony below me, but then this guy came out and started hitting me with a baseball bat! So I fell to the next floor, but then he chucked a fridge at me, so I fell to my death 32 floors below"
"Ok, you can go in"

Second person:
"How did you die?"
"Ok, so I thought my wife was cheating on me, and sure enough, when i get home there's this guy hanging off my balcony. So I started hitting him with a baseball bat, but he only fell to the next floor, so then I chucked a fridge at him, but the fridge was too heavy and i fell to my death 32 floors below"
"Ok you can go in"

Third person:
"How did you die?"
"Get this, I was hiding naked in a fridge!"