Remember: don't text and ride.

FTC - forgot the carrots
MIHA - mare's in heat, again
LWW - lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - horse snot in hair
HAO - hay all over
HIMB - hay in my BRA
PIHH - poop induced half halt
UD - unplanned dismount
PTTDG - prayed to the dirt god
MMM - master manure mucker
OOM - out of money
MHTS - more horses than sense
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - will work for new saddle
AROGC - arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - no lesson today
HGR - have a great ride!
FTMBA - foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH - Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB - But honey look at the bloodlines

Bwahahahahaha! Love it! Especially PIHH

But Honey! Look At The Bloodline! (This is so totally me)