A cowboy goes into a saloon, has a drink, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
He walks back into the saloon, fires his gun through the ceiling. "Which one of you scoundrals stole my hoss?" he yells.
No one answers. "All right, I'm gonna have one more drink and if my hoss ain't outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas."
He drinks his last drink, tilts his had 20 degrees North, walks outside, and his horse is back.
So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks....
"Say pardner, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turns to him, and says, "I had to

walk home."