A blonde gal who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle hores, this is my first ride?"

"Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of saddle do you want, English or
Western?"

"What's the difference?" asked the lady.

"The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy.

"The blonde said to the cowboy with a funny look on her face, If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to go for a ride."

Okay a city boy moved to Texas to buy his first ranch, He had dream of owning one his entire life after watching every possible cowboy movie ever made.

The realtor came back by after the "cowboy" had been settled in his ranch for about a week and asked

"Well what did you name this spread" the city boy answered well that was a very hard decision but we finally settled on the perfect name.

The Lazy L Slash X Rocking J Triple R Running E Double D Ranch.

WOW, said the Realtor that is the "perfect name" for you. So were are all the Cattle you bought.

Umm.. Well replied the Cowboy after tiltling his 10 gallon hat back on his head.

None of them survived the branding!