This old man and women were sleeping in their bed on their rural farm when they heard a loud knock on their door.

The old women woke up and made her husband go see who was at the door. The old man put on his trousers and opened the door to see Old Hank (who was very drunk) staggering at the door.

Old Hank said, "I need a push!"

The old man said, "Get our of here you are drunk!" and slammed the door in his face."

As he crawled back in bed, his wife asked about who was at the door. He told her about Old Hand, and what he wanted.

The old woman looked furious and said, "Do you remember that time we had to go to your sisters wedding and our wagon went into a ditch, we couldn’t get the wagon out.

If that stranger hadn’t come by and helped push our carriage out of the ditch we would have never made it to the wedding."

The old man remembered that day and felt bad. He went outside but couldn’t find Old Hank.

So he called out into the darkness, "Hank! Do you still need a push?"

From the distance the old man heard "Yes!" The old man replied, "I can’t see you Hank, where are you?"

To this Hank replied, "I’m in the backyard, on the swing!"


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Well I thought it was funny...