A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she's had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and to her surprise, the horse immediately springs into motion.

Holding on tightly, the horse begins to gallop along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slip from the saddle. In great terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but can’t seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she can’t hold on and slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde pushes herself away from the horse trying to reach safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As she hangs there being battered against the ground, she’s mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... the Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off...

Okay I am the court jester here! and still king! Not to say that isn't a classic joke but lets hear some new ones... I have one I will post after someone gives me a chuckle.. doesn't have to be a blonde joke of course, just keep them clean..

I first heard that joke several years ago and yet it still never fails to leave me writhing in laughter!
(Yeah, I'm a "bottle blonde" myself!