there was an idiot who was given 2 horses for her birthday

the problem was she couldn't tell them apart.

she went to her dad and asked "dad i hav these 2 horses but i don't no how to tell them apart. do you no how i cld?"
"well" he replied "why don't u cut one of their tails shorter than the others"

so she went home but accidently cut both of their tails short

she went to her sister and asked "sis how do i tell my 2 horses apart?"
"well" she replied "why don't u nick one of their ears?"

so she went home but accidently put a nick in both their ears

this time she went to her neighbours and asked "how do i tell my 2 horses apart from each other?"
"why don't u try measuring them?"

she went home and measured both of her horses and then went to her neighbour and sed

"you're right the black one is shorter than the white one!"