A blonde was at a Texas Dude Ranch for the first time.

As the cowboy was preparing the horses, he asked her whether she would like a Western or English saddle or if she had a preference.

"What's the difference?" asked the blonde.

The cowboy keeping it simple said "One has a horn, the other doesn't," explained the cowboy.

"Oh, the one without the horn will be fine," she replied. "I doubt we'll be running into a lot of traffic."



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