How Do You Count Cows?

Q: What does a farmer count his cows with?
A: A Cow-culator!


Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!



Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!


Okay and one to make you smile..

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom!"


I don't remember a whoopie cushion making me laugh as much as it makes my 3 year old daughter bust a gut.. nothing like pure laughter from a child to make you smile.


Be blessed and have a wonderfull day. Remember the choices you make today will help change tomorrow.


Spud